We've all been there, being so broke that at Christmas all you could exchange were glances. Stuff like that you remember a lifetime. Just in case you don't know if you're broke, here are some ways to tell...
- At KFC you lick other people's fingers.
- If you wanted to rub two nickels together you'd have to borrow one.
- At communion you go back for seconds.
- You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
- You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
- Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
- If you stopped on a dime, you'd probably owe it to someone.
- McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
- Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
-You Give blood everyday... Just for the orange juice and cookie.'>Joke :)
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