A cannibal walking in the jungle

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

- Broiled Missionary: $10.00
- Fried Explorer: $15.00
- G rilled Republican: $100.00
- Baked Democrat: $250.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap it takes all morning.

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